Sunday, October 07, 2007

I especially like the part about mutiple garages with acres of Ferrari's

Thanks to DebR for the link. Evidently she and I share Warren the Dobie!



Your home is a

Athletic Magnate's Villa

Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has hardback editions of every classic ever written, plus a special edition of Rich Dad, Poor Dad with the parts you ghost-authored highlighted. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your home theater with 37 different sports channels. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.

And, you have a pet -- a doberman pincer named "Warren".

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:


Find YOUR Dream Home!

3 comments:

Deb R said...

I love the "adult-sized plastic ball cage thing!!" Too funny!!

Webmaster said...

Wow. Where'd you did up the blueprints for my house? I've been looking for those...

(and then I woke up. LOL)

Joke said...

Yes, but what sport?

-J.