You may not want to read this.

You may or may not know that my mother lives with us.
Miss Maizie Dae Wiggleston, my fourteen year old Aussie Shepard and Chow mix dog decided a very long time ago that she would rather have my mother as her person, rather then me.
So now that she is fourteen years old, her bladder is not what it used to be, and she often needs to go out at all hours of the night. Since mother doesn't sleep well, this works for them.
So yesterday morning at 4:oo AM, Miss Maizie decided that she must go. Out they went.
Now mind you there was a big bright beautiful full moon lighting up the pre-dawn sky.
They step down off of the porch, and hear voices. Mother's eyes are instantly drawn across the street, to the source of the sound. Where she sees our neighbors in their front yard making out, in their kids kiddie pool. She thinks they were nude because she could see shiny white skin glistening in the moonlight.
Miss Maizie being partially blind but could hear the voices, froze in her tracks to see if the voices were coming closer. Mother gives the leash a pull to direct her in the other direction.
All the while the neighbors have no idea that they have been discovered.
Now let me tell you about our lovely neighbors, they have three or four little kids already.
Their front yard looks like a daycare because it is covered in toys, swingsets, and the now famous kiddie pool.
I have marked the calendar for nine months from now to see if they get a new little sibling.
Meanwhile mother is trying to come up with a way to scrub that image out of her brain.
Just another day in the land of the rednecks!