OK how funny is this?

Here in the Bluegrass, we are experiencing WEATHER.
We have a pretty decent climate, if you like that sort of thing. If you are snow obsessed like me and a few others it isn't all that pleasant. It will get cold, but rarely ever snow. A good friend of mine says her children believe there are two seasons, snow season and pool season. I am very much in agreement with this way of thinking.
So anyway, we don't have any WEATHER, here in the southern part of the state, but in Louisville and Frankfort they are getting the full blast. So much so that some businesses have found it necessary to close. We were watching one of the Louisville TV stations earlier, and it scrolled across the bottom that Hillerich and Bradsby were closed and that Jim Beam in Frankfort was closing for the day. Hillerich and Bradsby for those who aren't sports obsessed like I, make the world famous Louisville Slugger baseball bat. Jim Beam makes, well you know bourbon.
So I got to thinking-What will us crazy hillbillies do without our bourbon and bats to swing?
I know so many of you who read this are raging smarta$$es so any snarky comments are appreciated. Must include getting drunk and bat swinging.
Have Fun!!