Sunday, December 21, 2008

Gifts I would rather you leave at the store.

I was scrolling around on the perfume.com website and came across this perfume.
PLEASE leave it at the store. I DO NOT CARE what it smells like, although I'm thinking it can't be good!
Just imagine, if you wore this particular fragrance to work, and one of your male co-workers said, "Oh that's a lovely fragrance you are wearing, what is it?"
And you answer. Now he has a case for sexual harassment, or thinks you are coming on to him.
Back away from the counter and walk away slowly, your wife or girlfriend doesn't want this product.
You just have to know that a man came up with this name.
Can you imagine that meeting in product development? How the heck did this stuff make it to the market? What about marketing? No wonder I had never heard of it until I saw it on that site. Did you notice that perfume.com's slogan is "Every Fragrance Tells a Story".
UH-HUH!
ROFLMAO!!!!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh...my....gosh. Perfume.com's motto is "Every fragrance tells a story," but I really, really don't want to know this story.

AM said...

oh dear....yeah that's fishy!

Supermom said...

LOL@Alice.

gross.

Anonymous said...

ohhhhhh my.

I read a headline that burger king is introducing a meat flavored perfume??

Sandi said...

OK that's nasty. Imagine the looks on everyone's face when THAT gift was opened at Christmas! LOL

Nicole Bradshaw said...

Ah, but it's 25% off! AND it can be shipped today!

If THAT doesn't entice you, what will?

Confessions of A Mississippi Mom said...

OMG LOL now that is a gift that keeps on giving...

The Topiary Cow said...

Dearie me. And this is what we've come to?

Moo!

Anonymous said...

I want to know what makes it "deluxe".

Sandi said...

That is hilarious. Made my day. I may purchase it for my mother in law. Just a thought.

Deanna said...

That is a dirty Santa gift if I ever saw one!!!

black betty said...

just checking on ya. xoxo :)