Friday, May 23, 2008

Smile Damnit!


You would think that with all of their billions they could at least keep from looking like they sucked on a lemon. Is it so hard to smile when you are richer than God? I mean how hard is it to smile when you don't have a care in the world except spending your money and getting freebie designer goods just for showing up at certain parties and events? It's not like they have to worry about the mortgage, or how they are going to pay for braces or college for their kids, or that they have to put up with an deadbeat ex-husband who won't support their kids.
I don't think I have ever seen a picture of these twits actually smiling.
***People who say money doesn't buy happiness, just don't know where to shop! ;-)
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***Photo shamelessly swiped from Janet Charlton's Hollywood

8 comments:

Deanna said...

Hard to smile when you aren't truly happy. Money can buy a lot of things, but it can't buy that.

Webmaster said...

They used to smile when they were toddlers on Full House. Guess money's had the exact opposite effect on them as it should.

black betty said...

they need like 15 poke chop sammiches...

i'm jus' sayin'...

Anonymous said...

Ashley looks like she wants to eat Mary Kate's head. lol

Deanna said...

So true black betty... it can't buy happiness but it could buy them a full stomach!!

Anonymous said...

Don't know which is which, but the one in black looks like a vampire. The other looks like a wax statue.

The Topiary Cow said...

Cow wonders what is inside their heads.

As you say, no mortgage worries, no kid worries...what goes on in there?

Maybe just thinking about how if they suck in their cheeks they'll look taller and pass for models?

Moo!

mayberry said...

I read somewhere why they never smile for the camera, but I can't remember what they said.

I agree with BB. They need to spend a long vacation in the south. We'll have 'em filled out AND smiling.